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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Every recipe review section

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Every recipe review section

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • ciapatri@sh.itjust.works
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    Also always at least one 5-star review saying “This looks so good, can’t wait to make it!!”

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
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      The most annoying thing to me is when people leave a product review to complain about the shipping (or the company). And then don’t actually talk about the product itself.

  • kata1yst@sh.itjust.works
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    The life and times of a software developer.

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      Idk why, but this reminds me of the following joke:

      QA walks into a bar, orders 1 beer, orders 999999 beers, orders -1 beer, orders dywbakdi beers. A customer walks in, asks where the bathroom is and the building bursts into flames.

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    That’s one of my pet peeves, people who complain about the recipe when they make substitutions

    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      Like using a drill as a hammer and leaving a bad review about what a lousy hammer it was.

      • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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        I wanted to play a nice racing game, but the store didn’t have any. So I bought Tekken, and it wanted me to fight people. I didn’t get to drive cars at all, smh. 0 out of 10, what were the developers thinking?

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    Carrots are sweet, just not peaches sweet. Also, they don’t taste remotely like peaches. But that’s not important now.

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    https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_M

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      Jessica wrote this one.

      • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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        No I didn’t

      • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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        We are all Jessica on this blessed day.

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    r/ididnthaveeggs

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      There surely must be a fediverse community

      • Tja@programming.dev
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        You’d think…

    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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      We aren’t on Reddit anymore

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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      Yeah, this is the top 3 post there 2 years ago

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    Some people really shouldn’t be allowed in front of a hob

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Why not?

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    You should add peaches to give your dish more sweetness

    The dish:

    • One cup carrots
    • One cup flour
    • One cup butter
    • One fuckton sugar
    • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world
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      Thats not very far off from carrot souffle and its delicious

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