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It’s amazing how calling the company and double checking wasn’t step one.
Step 1 fuck your sister
Step 2 Sue 23 and me
Step 3 ???
Step 4 profit?
First of all: What the fuck.
Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK!!
Finally: This feels fake af.
Honest mistake
Def. Happens to the worst of us.
This person is real and legitimately mentally unwell. I found them like seven months ago on Twitter when I used to use it. They would post like all day and talk constantly about how they are the new Jesus, that they love incest, and how elon musk is evil and trump is a god genius.
If I remember right I’m pretty sure they also commented about not taking their meds anymore and said something about being schizophrenic.
Edit: found one more snip and probably the most concerning one
Plot twist: the “sister” is actually just one of his schizo personalities and he’s just jerking off
Even though it’s often confused schizophrenia is not about having multiple personalties. That’s a completely distinct and way much rarer mental disorder. Schizophrenia is mainly about having hallucination (most commonly auditory) and fixed false believes (delusions).
schizo affective disorders ≠ disassociative identity disorders (previously known as multiple personality disorder)
Totally plausible idea
I mean, what’s the alternative? That this is real? That some girl somewhere, had their brother come into their room with a 23andMe printout and then the sister went, “oh, if we don’t share DNA, then suddenly I’m sexually attracted to you, the person I grew up with”?
Anyone who believes in that should perhaps go touch some grass, and I’m using that phrase despite immensely disliking it.
Just informing any of these incest-fetishists; as humans, we really don’t have mechanisms to sense DNA, but we do have some built-in biopsychosociological(?) mechanisms for avoiding incest. One of them is when you grow up with someone in your family as if they were your sibling, you think of them as your sibling, and naturally don’t want to fuck them, shared DNA or not.
Ofc not everything applies to everyone, but you know, in general.
The alternative is its just a made up fetish story and its not schizophrenic related, either way this person obviously has significant mental health issues and I think an incest fetish is the least of their issues.
Oh right. I meant what’s the alternative to him having imagined it, but I was replying to a specific imagined scenario.
I see
Edit yeah an they’re sick af.
Semi related video Harmontown — Incest Porn
He could’ve just raped her, telling her it’s alright, 23andMe prooves that etc, but don’t tell anyone.
Yeah, possible. But one would imagine that if you stay in the same house as your parents, there’d need to be something really pressing to make her keep quiet and for the parents not to notice at all.
I know that shit like that happens in the world, sure, but it’s not the most probably scenario.
It’s just another crazy person online. Why are we even discussing his wank fantasies?
Omega OOF
fake: anon had sex
gay: anon’s sister is actually just an imaginary friend and he was just masturbaring (touching a dick, which is gay)
It’s good to swear off the internet first thing on the weekend. Now we can go back to living our lives.
downvoted because i dont want anyone else to see this
Your boos me nothing to me. I’ve seen what makes you cheer
Luigi x Toad romcom fanfics are art thank you very much.
They knew what they were getting into coming here.
Shouldn’t have commented then
Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn’t still live at home with their parents. And if they do they’re going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.
You can also tell it’s fake because it’s from 4chan.
Yes but I can’t figure out the and gay part
That last sentence kills me. “The big, dumb corporation was in our bedroom, holding a gun to our head! They made us bang!”
An image from 2023 with the quality of one from the '00s lol
I’m pretty sure I read the same or a similar story years earlier than that, so I’m pretty sure it’s a screenshot of a repost
Would be great if this was the thing that finally buried that monster of a company
Aren’t they already shutting down?
You can’t deny love!
What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.
How would they know he got someone else’s results just via one phone call?
