JimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoOof ouch owielemmy.worldimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1615arrow-down126
arrow-up1589arrow-down1imageOof ouch owielemmy.worldJimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-squareKillerTofu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up96arrow-down6·1 month agoAs if Heaven was a place.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·1 month agoI was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoThey say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.” Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoInstructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoAt least in heaven I can skate.
minus-squarelinkinkampf19@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
minus-squarevaxhax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agothe most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
minus-squareswab148@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoHeaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
As if Heaven was a place.
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Do you know what that’s worth??
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
Better call Bitch Pudding.
Heaven is a half-pipe.
If I die before I wake…
At least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back.
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
That was also implied.