GiddyGap@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.world · 6 days agoEvangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilledwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down14cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
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minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·6 days agoHooray jeebus is coming back to judge everyone and send all the bad people to be tortured forever, as any benevolent deity would do. Goddamn fucking assclown motherfucking hypocritical shitheaded bastards! FUCK THEM.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 days agoYou forgot the part where the Rapture happens BEFORE the millennium, meaning that all these Christians just get to sit in Heaven and laugh at the sinners. Evangelicalism in the US is heavily premillennial.
Hooray jeebus is coming back to judge everyone and send all the bad people to be tortured forever, as any benevolent deity would do.
Goddamn fucking assclown motherfucking hypocritical shitheaded bastards! FUCK THEM.
You forgot the part where the Rapture happens BEFORE the millennium, meaning that all these Christians just get to sit in Heaven and laugh at the sinners. Evangelicalism in the US is heavily premillennial.