• rekabis@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    IUD?

    Intra-Uterine Device??

    How much of a threat is female birth control to these people??

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      4 months ago

      DOD doesn’t want to pay upkeep and it was designed for roadside bombs in remote mountains not Iranian drones.

      Might as well give it to the cops, in case one of their supporters accidentally hits it while trying to bomb a women’s shelter or something.

      • Madison420@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        They’re specifically not to be used on roads because they don’t fit, rollover if sneezed at and destroy our roads but fuck it they’re police right?

        • thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m confused about the design. If it’s designed for mountain areas but is top heavy and rolls easy, isn’t that a major design floor for an area where the terrain is likely to be steep from left to right in parts?

          Maybe my idea of terrain in mountainous areas is wrong.

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    4 months ago

    Slightly too big to fit through a school hallway. Just big enough to wait outside in the parking lot. We’ll take it - TX police

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      4 months ago

      Lol yeah, i like how no one else realizes it’s supposed to be IED (Improvised Explosive Device)

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        4 months ago

        They meant what they said. It’s Texas- they seem far more afraid of women’s issues than explosives.

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    4 months ago

    Protect from IUDs?! intrauterine devices?? They sure are taking birth control seriously in Prosper boys…

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      4 months ago

      Improvised Uterine Device? Medically-assisted abortions are gone but the police still need protection from coat hangers.

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          4 months ago

          Let’s not pretend the average cop isn’t too stupid to understand "I"mprovised "E"xplosive "D"evice.

          It wasn’t some “witty pun on IED and DUI”. It was an idiot cop not knowing the proper acronym, nothing more.

  • frezik@midwest.social
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    4 months ago

    Let’s say you’re a cop and you get a call: there’s a hispanic gay crossdresser armed with a .50BMG sniper rifle with explosive rounds reported on the roof of the KwikeeMart, and they’re threatening to shoot the Walmart across the street unless they’re called by their proper pronouns, black lives/matter. This situation calls for an immediate response with at least a MRAP, and that’s only because they don’t have the funding for an airstrike from an A-10.

    • Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I mean they would need an MRAP to keep them safe while they wait for the shooter to finish up or run out of ammo. We’ve got to think of the officers and their safety.

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    4 months ago

    I feel like these should be used as a sort of honey pot. If your police department buys one of these, fire everyone and start over from scratch.

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      I think these are handed down for cheap/free by the military. Not that a police department needs these types of vehicles.

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        Precisely this. If the military donates it, they can get budget to get a new one.