It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.
mines Floor Bitch
I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I’ll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.
RoombaLumpa
Ol’ Cleaning Bastard
Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!
I’d name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing
Wu Tang Clean
Damn, beat me to it.
Vlad the Inhaler
A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.
My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests
I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions
50 Lint
I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.
Kensweep Lafloor
My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.
Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you’re in biting distance.
Get a first generation Roomba and name it “Old Cleaning Bastard”
And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!
Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation
Young hoovah babbyyy
H.O.O.V.A.
You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes
“Let’s talk about those names you gave us…”
Could’ve been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face
I’m thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I’m already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they’ll be hyper-intelligent.
OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like “Meat Maid.”
“Well now, would anybody like some toast?”
One day, I’ll find out that the dirt they’re going to vacuum up… IS ME
