If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it’s:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
Holy shit that is a Goomba. It’s just one of those images that the longer you look…
I dunno… it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬
Assume I’ve been heavily drugged.
You mean more than usual?
When she asks “Can I have your name?”, don’t give it to her.
ASK her if can move in
Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
Plowing her garden
Live in the forest as I was always meant to.
Actually, I’m more of a savannah cat but I’ll take this
Smoke a spliff
go get my stuff and move in
I stay. Forever.
Don’t give her my name
Bring some iron and don’t eat or drink anything you’re offered
so she’s homeless?