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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon's gastric emergency

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Anon's gastric emergency

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    Anon might need to see a doctor. I don’t think it’s normal to become incontinent the moment you turn 30. Also, I’ve personally never had any issues with holding it in.

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      There were several very angry comments about eating more fiber lol

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        Yeah, I would think about my diet/stress/caffeine level if I even had cramps before a shit, like what are you doing to your body if shitting is regularly a struggle at age 30 without a medical problem? Your life could be so much better if you took care of yourself/sought medical advice. I know not everyone can afford to see a doctor, but it’s cheaper to catch something like bowel cancer early.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, fiber would be 0 help here, and possibly make it worse. Anon needs to see a doctor.

        Personally I find it annoying and frustrating that people will automatically assume poop problems means the person needs more fiber no matter what. It’s not a magic cure-all, and pretending like it is is completely stupid

        • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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          I tried more fiber when I had undiagnosed celiac disease and yeah, it isn’t a fix.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Nope. I’m over 30 and it’s like a light switch. 😜

      Jk, no issues whatsoever with my sphincter.

      • ID411@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        deleted by creator

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          I think this actually applies to all your relatives

        • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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          😉

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      30 days after you turn thirty though, that’s probably fine, same if 10 days prior.

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    He needs a doctor, and fast. Best case scenario it is ulcerative collitis. Worst case he is getting an MRI of his brain and brainstem to find out it is a central tumor and will only be getting worse.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      Doctor Google concurs : it’s cancer.

      • tom_was_taken@lemmynsfw.com
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        Well, it’s never lupus, so…

        • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works
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          Are we sure it’s not lupus though?

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      deleted by creator

      • MrEff@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, colon/anal cancer will do this as well.

    • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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      Seems a bit dramatic. Could be as simple as lactose intolerance, or IBS, or something like Celiac disease.

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    Anon might have ulcerative colitis.

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      Or held their shit so much their nerves are fucked

  • 🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.works
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    Just gotta eat enough cheese to get a solid plug going every day.

    • WallsToTheBalls@lemmynsfw.com
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      shudders

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    Anon needs to stop using a butt plug

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      He actually just needs to go up a size

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      Anons got a looser ass than lilijunex

    • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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      Or just leave it in, easy fix.

    • CptEnder@lemmy.world
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      Like a flag in breeze

  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    Damn it Anon, go see a fucking doctor!

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    You know you can wash clothes, right?

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      I know that, yes. Apparently Anon doesn’t though. Either that or his “accident” was so bad that no amount of washing will make those underpants usable again.

      • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        guy shits acid or something

        • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works
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          Olean

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    Anon is living in the Middle Ages, 30s now is prime of your life, shit doesn’t get loose like that till you’re 80s+

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe. Need to not eat like shit, or drink heavily. If you’re genetics are bad, you might need to exercise regularly too.

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    It could just be lactose intolerance.

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      I guess so, if he’s having a big glass of milk with every meal. Are there adults who do that?

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        Lactose is in a lot of different foods, not just in milk. That’s what’s so nasty about lactose intolerance. It’s in the chocolate bar (milk chocolate). It’s in the creamy pasta sauce. It’s in the coffee-based drink. It’s in mashed potatoes. It’s in pizza. It’s in a lot of breads. It’s sometimes in potato chips, crackers or ramen. Burger King used to use it on their french fries. It’s in a lot of sauces like dips, salad dressings, sometimes even mayonnaise. In Switzerland it’s in the sugary fizzy drinks. Some women have even discovered it’s in their birth control!

        Basically, if you didn’t make it yourself, you have to assume it might have lactose in it.

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        Let’s see… do adults eat sour cream, yogurt or Alfredo?

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          For every meal? I certainly hope not…

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    Colorectal cancer. You have colorectal cancer and are very likely dying. Please see a doctor.

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    Sounds like bro needs more fibre. Liquid shit means you’re eating like a dumbass.

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    Could someone please explain “green text” to me.

    Is it from a specific platform and anons’ text is always green or…?

    I’ve been on the reddit sub for years and it was always entertaining, but I never actually knew wtf.

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      It’s from 4chan. The text turns green when you put a > in front of the line. It’s used to denote quotes, but also for “greentext”, which is a certain type of post typically used to tell a meme-worthy (most often fictional) story from your life.

      If you’ve never been to 4chan, do yourself a favor and keep it that way.

  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    I’m 31 now, I do not have this problem. I mean I don’t hood it anymore, unless I absolutely have to, but for real anon needs to see a doctor.

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