I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
Good point.
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!
Landjäger? I barely know her!
I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public
No coconut? Coward
hes not fucking nuts
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
Vodka… Right… “Vodka”
Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
Is there another way?
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus