Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again
I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.
it’s like these words have some kind of hidden meaning and when we (the olden folks) use them it debases their value.
which simply encourages me to use the more. “This shit has skibidi ohio rizz all over, no cap no fleek stream”
I have no idea what this incantation means, but it drives my children bonkers. feel free to try it.
I like to use their words incorrectly to mess with them. Come up behind them playing Minecraft: “Are you playing that Roblox?” Or "For Real No Cat?’
Dads have been enjoying this since home video games became a thing. Now go play your Gameboy.
no shit, my dad called it the intendo, but then the fucker stole my gameboy and got addicted to tetris lol
You can also make some up. That is very skibidi of you.
Skibidi bigidneicjdmsldicjslworbcjxlskbrncjzkvjvhsjdbxis I’M THE SCAT MAN!
I appreciate skibidi toilet, it’s good to know that even across generations, children still yearn for stupid gmod videos
Everyone stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you; as a matter of fact, I don’t let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you!
Older gen alpha are 12-- but all of the references are from current social media influencers. You can’t even “officially” access you tube until your account says you’re 13.
You can’t even “officially” access you tube until your account says you’re 13.
something tells me this doesn’t stop the ones w/o adequate supervision.
Or those with supervision who’s parents just don’t care. I’m on the older end of Gen z and definitely used YouTube before I was that old. My parents never really cared as long as I wasn’t watching anything weird on it.
The onion should do a satire version of this article…
#1) BizzBop: a can of soda
#2) shaplopped: sitting down in your chair too hard
#3) smooly-D: having difficulty keeping aim at the urinal.
#4) snorkeling: to have such abundance that you are euphemistically ‘swimming’ in something.
Last night I shaplopped, was snorkeling in bizzbop so hard that my smooly-D was straight killing it.
What else y’all got?
Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.
Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.
I dont care for this, no cap
Gen alpha? I thought rizz and ratio are gen z stuff
I’ve never heard a gen Z unironically use “rizz”
So you have heard them use it…
I am 51, so Gen-X, but I have been a skater, surfer, gamer and chronically online most of my life (BBS old schooler!). In other words, my speak has always included current terms which I use unironically. Except rizz. Rizz is just cringe AF.
There is no such thing as generational slang. There is just slang.
Sticking out my GYAT for the Rizzler, something something fanum tax.
Shoot me now.
Omg that’s so skibidi
My wife named my bird Rizz.
She says I finally have rizz.
Prove it, show us the Rizz!
What type of bird is that? It’s so cute.
He’s a cockatiel. The coloring is usually more indicative of a female, but they don’t have hard rules like that.
A lot of those are GenZ slang not Gen alpha slang.
Gen Alpha aren’t going to have their own slang that’s not completely cringe until the ladder half gets to highschool. RN they’re barely in middle school.The oldest gen alphas are in kindergarten
The oldest are 13-14 years old.
2020 was only 4 years ago. They’re 4.
Ratio’d isn’t even GenZ but Millenial, right?
Am millennial, have never heard ratio’d before
It’s more Zillennial. The very top of the ladder of GenZ and the very bottom of Millennials.
*latter half 🤓
Latter means “comes last” not first.
*Former
If you’re going to correct someone at least make sure you’re right yourself.
Me after reading the article:
TIL rizz is for chaRIZZma.
Nah, its for “grizzled tanman”. You oldies just don’t get it.
I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.
Mr tanman bring me some rizz.
No it’s for sounding stupid, but that’s okay. Everybody’s an idiot - me, drunk Steve, everybody - kids are no exception.
