I have a long list of people I would execute if I could get away with it. The transgressions that get you on the list are numerous and varied.
Using “u”.
Being religious
People who say nukular instead of nuclear ☢️
The speed of their windshield wipers.
Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?
Whenever another guy recommends something I find repulsive, for various reasons, I tend to write off most respect I had for that person.
Lately some guys have talked positively about Andrew Tate, and it’s just made it easier for me to know who is a gullible prick and who to avoid.People who write “rouge” instead of “rogue”.
or tounge
Or people who are so “weary” of danger.
Or who write: your welcome
Their taste in music. Sorry but if Pink Floyd is your favorite band i have to assume you’re boring
Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I’m not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.
I’ll go a step further and assume they are…speaking loudly while carrying a small stick.
I’m not sure about everyone else, but in my case you assume correctly. The only reason I’d want a monster truck is to act like an overgrown child who wants to show off his big vroom vroom. Also, with a mandatory funny honk.
If I know anyone who drives one, I always refer to it jokingly as their 'emotional support vehicle".
Wow beat me to it.
If I told you, it wouldn’t be secret.
Why yes I am a clever little scamp!
What do you mean “secretly?” Fuck that.
I judge people for spelling.
Easy stuff, too: emails; the ask; the spend; action this. People who can’t pluralize or know what mass nouns are, or people who sound like fucking used-car salesmen, get to a different tier of respect than people who are actually adequate.
People who brag their infant child is so smart they can use YouTube to find and watch videos when in reality they’re shitty parents who got a 2-year old addicted YouTube that’s specifically designed to be navigable by kids.
Oh yeah, I’ll quickly shut that down when they wanna do that “kids these days with the technology” nonsense, usually as some excuse for why these older folks who’ve had 40+ years to figure out computers still can’t check their own email.
No, Timmy isn’t “so smart with technology” because he can consoom on a device designed for infinite low-friction consumption.
All the people typing “loose” when they mean “lose”. Shit’s been happening a lot for the past year or two and I don’t know why.
It’s been happening a lot longer than that, that’s a classic misspelling.
Because phonetically, it’s “loos” vs “looz”. And people don’t care enough to know or apply the difference.
Shit’s been happening a lot
Butthole must be loose.
It’s just the natural evolution of language. Rules become loser over time
Literally this
Criticizing people for voting 3rd party and then doing nothing to replace first past the post voting.
Okay, I very publicly judge these people. It’s not a secret.
Drag thinks the people you’re talking about don’t exist.
People burning votes in a binary race are part of the problem but can never see it.
