With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
I can shapeshift.
I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
Your butthole is now sealed shut
My superpower is pain
The power to become the animal I last ate.
Real life Ctrl+Z
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
